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  • mom: are you awake
  • me: bitch i might be
If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
My talents include
  • being ugly
  • eating
  • blogging
  • not sleeping
  • falling over
  • fitting my hand into the Pringles tube
  • crying
  • being awkward
  • walking into walls
  • year is 2392
  • child: mommy i can't sleep
  • mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
  • mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
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iancrawfords:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

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